We carry a lot of swings. The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is the one we recommend most. That’s not a sales pitch: it’s just what happens when you sell enough of them to know which ones work for real bodies and which ones don’t. Here’s what you’re looking at, and where it wins, and … Read more
A straight talk on beam mounts, where people actually use them, and why you should own three pairs. People buy a sex swing, they install it in the bedroom, and that’s where it lives. Makes sense. That’s where the ceiling anchor is. That’s where they were standing when they figured out how to do this. … Read more
Here’s the problem: the internet has made a mess of this category. Affiliate sites call everything a sex swing. Retailers invent names. Products get mislabeled because nobody stopped to write down what the terms actually mean. You end up with people buying a sex sling expecting a sex swing, or searching for a ‘freestanding swing’ … Read more
Short answer: you can. You shouldn’t. Here’s why it doesn’t work the way people expect it to. The Person Who Should Be Standing… Isn’t Most positions with a sex swing have one person in it and one person on their feet. Standing on the floor. Using solid ground as a base. Over the bed, that … Read more
People ask about this more than almost anything else. Not about weight ratings, not about mounting hardware, not about the difference between a single-hook and a dual-hook setup. About hiding the hook. We have thoughts. First, the Obvious Thing Nobody Will Say You have a partner. Your partner knows you have sex. That is, in … Read more
Most people pick one without knowing what the difference is. That’s about to change. Both hang from the ceiling. Both come with a seat strap, back strap, stirrups, and handles. If you lined them up in a warehouse and didn’t know what you were looking at, you might think they were the same product. They’re … Read more
If your anything like me, which I’m guessing you are if your on this website reading this, your probably into some kinky shit. Even if you aren’t the best part about swings and toys is you don’t have to be an expert or super kinky. If you’re just getting bored living in vanilla world with … Read more
So I have to admit… my job rocks. I mean really I get to test out sex swings for a living. And one of the most fun parts is positions. There is no ancient text or karma sutra about positions in a swing that shows all that man has learned for thousands of years. These … Read more
The Best Sex Swings Screamer – Love the Ride!!!Wild Side – Love the PriceWhipSmart – Love the Colors So here are my thoughts about my favorites. First, you need a headrest – Without a headrest, it just will not be comfortable enough. The universal headrest works with all sex swings. This is a must-have. Now that we have … Read more
The most common question is always, what do I tell my parents or kids about the hook in the ceiling? Well there is a lot on the internet about how to hid the hook so people can not see it, but here I am going to give you a quick list of options that you … Read more
